I Didn't Come Here (And I Ain't Leavin)

I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor
I winked at every pretty girl comin in and out the door
Yellin, 'Hey bartender, how bout two more?'
Bottle by bottle Im clearin off that shelf
And I feel so good that Im not quite myself
Now, theyre tellin me that I gotta find someplace else
Well, guess what
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
Ive been thrown into better places than this
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
Well, I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime
Now, theyre actin like havin fun is some kind of crime
If itll make you feel better mister, Ill tell you one more time
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
Ive been thrown into better places than this
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
Why dont you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
Now, you can call me a taxi
And you can call me a cab
I know youre gonna call me something
When I cant pay this tab
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
Ive been thrown into better places than this
I didnt come here and I aint leavin
If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
Why dont you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss