Town of Salem

Gather round and settle down
For a story will unveil
And stay me thinks
With Dave and Minx
As we tell you a haunting tale
Welcome-come to our wonderful town
Welcome-come we are humble and proud
Its the happiest place
With a circular space!
Where we all come together and sing
La, la, la, la
We be living in our pilgrim hats
With our buildings thatched roofs
You can chill, relax
Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
Nothing bad ever happens in this town
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark
Do you have the knife?
Yeah man tonight
Someones gonna be mad in the afterlife
Gotta be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring[00:50]And they wont suspect a thing
Help help! The sheriff is dead!
Either that or hes really sleepy and red
Well I was on the lookout and I saw those guys
Sneak into his house at night!
Lynch them all on sight!
Were innocent?
All in favour of death say aye!
Well sleep soundly tonight
Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
Nothing bad ever happens in this town
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark
But not for long Ill add fuel to the fire
By turning the town into a funeral pyre!
I got a burning ambition
Add the last of this gas on the thatch
With this match says its time for ignition!
Help help! The lookouts house is in cinders
I told that guy to stop using Tinder!
Ill investigate...
Hey, I can smell an arsonists gas!
Pardon me?
What? Ew, not that
I mean you set the fire!
Hang her immediately!
All say aye, AYE!
Bye bye! Now we can be free
Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
Nothing bad ever happens in this town
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark
Its dead frosty out cause Im a serial killer
One stab and no investigator left to turn me in and
Its on the the next house to attack
AAAH!
Gotcha, you stepped right into my veteran booby trap
I saved the town. I saved the town!
Wait, is anybody else around?
Me, Im a medium, and its just us
What a painful lonely existence
Can you ask how the afterlife is?
Uh-huh, the whole town is there reunited
And every single one of them is saying its great there
Hmm, then its time for some euthanasia