La-Di-Da-Di

La-di-da-di...
La-di-da-di...
La-di, da-di!
Yo peep this
La-di-da-di , we like to party
We dont cause trouble, we dont bother nobody
Were, just some men thats on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT
For all of yall, keep yall in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cause its cool when you cause a cozy conditioning
Which we create, cause thats our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this type of shit happens everyday
I woke up around ten oclock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
the mirror said, 'You are you conceited bastard!'
Well that true, that why we never had no beef
THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
Im true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnsons Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh dress, like a million bucks ,
put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
Went back in I forgot my Kangol
Then I dilly, DALLY,I ran through the ALLEY
I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said 'Whats wrong?' cause she looked upset
She said uh , 'Its all because of you
Im feeling sad and blue
You went away
and now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so
How much youll never know
Cause you took your love away from me'
Now what was I to do
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
I said, 'Dont cry, dry, your eyes
Here comes your mother with those two little guys'
Her mean mother steps and says to me 'Hi!'
Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said what was going on?
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
She said, 'If I cant have you she cant either'
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
But uh , she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
'Why dont you give me some play?
And we can go cruising in my old jag
And if you give me that OK
Ill give you all my love today
Ricky Ricky Ricky, cant you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
So MC Rick my love is here to stay'
And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mothers born
I said, 'Cheer up!' Igave her a kiss
I said, 'You cant have me Im too young for you miss'
She said, 'No youre not,' then she starts crying
I says, 'Im nineteen', she says, 'Stop lying!'
I said, 'I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I cant be your lover!'
To the heart tick tock you dont stop
To the heart tick tock you dont quit, hit it!
Hit it !