Kim
Aww look at daddys baby girl
Thats daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Cant believe it now your two
Baby youre so precious
Daddys so proud of you
Sit down *******
If you move again Ill beat the *******t out of you
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Dont make me wake this baby
She dont need to see what Im about to do
Quit crying ******* , why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, whats a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad *******, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, Im like all right
You wanna throw me out? Thats fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out youre mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your hu*******and now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He aint so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the ******* up!
(Youre drunk! Youre never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ***** **!
Come on were going for a ride *******
Sit up front
(Well I cant just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
Well be right back
Well I will youll be in the trunk
- So long, ******* you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, ******* you did me so wrong
You really ******* me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
Thats ******* up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
Theres a four year old boy lyin dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think Im kiddin you?
You loved him didnt you?
Bull*******t you ******* dont ** ***** lie to me
What the *******s this guys problem on the side of me?
******* you asshole, yeah bite me
Kim , KIM!
Why dont you like me?
You think Im ugly dont you
(Its not that!)
No you think Im ugly
(Baby)
Get the * ****** away from me, dont touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the ** ***** could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
Come on get out
(I cant Im scared)
I said get out *******!
(Let go of my hair, please dont do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
******* you, you did this to us
You did it, its your fault
Oh my God Im crackin up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brians party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasnt it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesnt it?
You and your hu*******and have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced
And while this is goin on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now its double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We couldve...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You cant run from me Kim
Its just us, nobody else!
Youre only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Gotcha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here Ill scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Dont you get it *******, no one can hear you?
Now shut the **** *** up and get whats comin to you
You were supposed to love me
NOW BLEED! ******* BLEED!
BLEED! ******* BLEED! BLEED!