Trouble Trouble Trouble

Trouble Trouble Trouble -Hank Snow
Well I married a gal from ole Alabam
And I figured theyd feed me on chicken and ham
But to my surprise I got fooled
And they put me to plow with an ole blind mule
Cleaninnew ground choppin briars
And sleepinby myself
Is invited out to supper the other night
And some of the boys they started a fight
They called the police you can plainly see
They all got away but poor ole me
I went to town with the Sheriff
He introduced me to the judge
And I stayed thirty days with
The jailor actina big shot nice man
Now me and my wifes a goindown the street
When my ole used to be I chanced to meet
She gave me the wink and my wife looked back
And boy you ought to seen me ball the jack
I run red lights turned corners
And got caught just my luck
I was down in the barnyard the other night
It was awful dark and I had no light
I scrambled around and got hold of a goose
And the folks all thought I should turn him loose
I jumped rose bushes dodged bullets
And fell in the creek
I was down in the barnyard on my knees
And I thought I heard a chicken sneeze
It was just an ole rooster sayinhis prayers
And givinout a hymn to the hens upstairs
Such preachinthe hens were all singintoo
Roosters prayintakinup a collection
And payinoff in eggs
That ole trouble sure follows me