Skit #4 (Kanye WestLate Registration)

(All whispering)
(戚戚低語）
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
窮困潦倒，敝衣枵腹幫（我們一貧如洗）
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
窮困潦倒，敝衣枵腹幫（我們一貧如洗）
(Louder)
（音量加強）
Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
窮困潦倒，敝衣枵腹幫（我們一貧如洗）
Broke, broke, broke phi-
窮困潦倒，敝衣枵腹幫派
(Leader)
（領頭的說：）
I've called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us
我今天召集這次私人會議就是因為我們之中出現了一個偽裝者！
There is an imposter among us
有個偽裝者混跡我們人之中
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has
這位胸弟（侃爺的胸很大故調侃）在一旁做著伴奏，是的他在
Pretending he's broke walking amongst us
和我們混跡一道時候假裝自己很窮！
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day
這位胸弟每天都有吃的，你能相信麼？每天都有吃的
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us
假裝他是自己人，他根本就不是自己人
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes
我不能相信，所以我打開了我們胸弟侃爺的衣櫥然後我看到了新鞋子
I found new shoes!
我看到了新鞋子！
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
侃爺，你願不願意向前一步然後解釋一下這些新鞋子是怎麼回事？ ！
(Kanye (stammering))
侃爺（小聲嘚嘚著）
I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
我是--你們瘋了，我還沒瘋，嗯，我只是，我-
(Leader)
（領頭的說：）
No, you speak up, brother!
不，說出來，大胸弟！
(Kanye)
（侃爺）
I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
我只是想紮根於自己的土壤然後-
( Leader)
（領頭的說：）
What?
什麼？
(Kanye)
侃爺
I wanna stick to my roots, and-
我只是想紮根於自己的土壤然後-
(Leader)
（領頭的說： ）
What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye. Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, alright? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke
什麼？ ！你穿著你的新鞋子離開這裡，侃爺。千萬別穿著它們回來，千萬別洗得香香的回來之類的，懂麼？我們敝衣枵腹幫不感激這樣的行為
What's next?
下一位？