It sounds funny I know
聽起來很稀奇
But it really is so
但這就是事實
Oh, Im my own grandpa
哦我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
聽起來很稀奇
But it really is so
但這就是事實
Oh, Im my own grandpa
哦我是我祖父
Oh, many, many years ago
哦許多許多年之前
When I was twenty-three
我那時23歲
I was married to a widow
我娶了一個
Who was pretty as can be
非常漂亮的寡婦
This widow had a grown-up daughter
這個寡婦有一個女兒
Who had hair of red
她一頭紅發
My father fell in love with her
我父親和愛上了她
And soon the two were wed
他們很快便結了婚
This made my dad my son-in-law
這樣我父親就成了我的女婿
And changed my very life
改變了我的一生
For my daughter was my mother
那麼我的女兒就是我的母親
Cause she was my fathers wife
因為她是我父親的妻子
To complicate the matter
這樣問題就變得複雜了
Though it really brought me joy
雖然這樣帶給我不少快樂
I soon became the father
我很快就成為了
Of a bouncing baby boy
一個男嬰的爸爸
This little baby then became
這個小嬰兒
A brother-in-law to Dad
成了我父親的內弟
And so became my uncle
也就變成了我的叔叔
Though it made me very sad
雖然這樣讓我感覺很糟糕
For if he was my uncle
如果他是我叔叔
Then that also made him brother
那麼就成了
Of the widows grown-up daughter
寡婦女兒的兄弟
Who of course is my step-mother
也就是我繼母的女兒的兄弟
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
聽起來很稀奇
But it really is so
但這就是事實
Oh, Im my own grandpa
哦我是我祖父
My fathers wife then had a son
我父親的妻子生了
Who kept them on the run
一個蹦蹦跳跳的兒子
And he became my grandchild
他是我孫子
For he was my daughters son
因為他是我女兒的兒子
My wife is now my mothers mother
我的妻子現在是我母親的母親
And it makes me blue
這真讓我憂鬱
Because although she is my wife
因為雖然她是我妻子
Shes my grandmother too
但她也是我祖母
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
聽起來很稀奇
But it really is so
但這就是事實
Oh, Im my own grandpa
哦我是我祖父
Now if my wife is my grandmother
如果我的妻子是我祖母
Then Im her grandchild
那麼我就是她的外孫
And every time I think of it
每次我想起這件事的時候
It nearly drives me wild
這讓我幾近瘋狂
For now I have become
現在我變成了
The strangest case you ever saw
你見過最奇怪的例子了
As husband of my grandma
我祖母（奶奶）的丈夫
I am my own grandpa
我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
Im my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
聽起來很稀奇
But it really is so
但這就是事實
Oh, Im my own grandpa
哦我是我祖父
Im My Own Grandpa