Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight
一位老人迎來了他的九十八歲生日
He won the lottery and died the next day
他贏了彩票，卻在第二天去世
Its a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像霞多麗葡萄酒裡的，一隻黑色蒼蠅
Its a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像遲了兩分鐘的死刑赦免
And isnt it ironic
難道這不諷刺嗎
Dont you think?
你不認為嗎
Its like rain on your wedding day
就像你婚禮上的天降大雨
Its a free ride when youve already paid
就像你已經付款的順風車
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
就像你沒有聽取的好建議
Who wouldve thought
誰曾想到
It figures
他們會如此重要呢
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
安全先生害怕飛行
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他打包了他的行李，和孩子們吻別
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他等了一輩子才等到那架飛機
And as the plane crashed down he thought
大概飛機墜毀時，他想
'Well isnt this nice...'
這不是很好嗎
And isnt it ironic
這不是諷刺嗎
Dont you think?
你不覺得嗎
Its like rain on your wedding day
就像你婚禮上的瓢潑大雨
Its a free ride when youve already paid
就像你已經付了錢的順風車
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
就像你沒有採納的那些好建議
Who wouldve thought
你難道不認為
It figures
他們決定了我們的一生
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活在以有趣的方式搞砸你
When you think everythings okay and everythings going right
當你認為一切都好，一切進展順利時
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
生活又會以搞笑的方式幫助你
You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
當你認為一切都很糟糕，你臉面全無時
A traffic jam when youre already late
就像你已經遲到時的交通擁堵
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
就像停止吸煙時看見的禁煙牌
Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像你需要小刀時看見的一萬把勺子
Its meeting the man of my dream and then meeting his beautiful wife
就像我愛上夢中情郎時卻看見他的妻子
And isnt it ironic
難道這不諷刺嗎
Dont you think?
難道你不在嗎認為嗎
A little too ironic
一點點的諷刺
And , yeah, I really do think
我確實這麼認為
Its like rain on your wedding day
就像婚禮上不識趣的雨滴
Its a free ride when youve already paid
就像我免費搭車時花的錢
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
就像那些我沒有聽取的好建議
Who wouldve thought
這些看似譏諷的時間
It figures
你不認為他們也很重要嗎
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
生活總會用奇怪的方式幫助你
You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
即使當你覺得一切都糟糕時