Cocktales
H-e-a-d,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
Youre just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, aint no thing
Ill pick up the phone and call janine.
If i call marie, i know for a fact
Im gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but cant fuck with tina
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, 'bitch!! ! do what you want
Cause this true blue mack wont even front'.
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldnt give me none
Im too $ hort baby couldnt be no punk
Im trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didnt fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
Its the california lifestyle that i live.
My name is short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named annette
Get her all alone and shell suck your dick
Hella freaky...wont say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga thats your bitch.
I know another freak her names joanne
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again.
Shes like another bitch named christine
Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know i did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, im gonna call that bitch ,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin, im gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales i tell so well
You dont like my dirty rap you can go to hell
Cuz sahort doggs on the mike tellin cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
Fucking m.c.s cause shes so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You cant stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch
My name is short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really dont bring out the best in me
But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
Shes like another freak named nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So i did her just like tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
That was way back now i cant find the bitch
But if i do , ill probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp.
Im too short baby, i dont stop mackin
I grab the microphone and i dont stop rappin
You can bet your life as i spit these raps
Ill be fucking em up like that...bitch.
I know another trick her name was shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and i do mean very...
Sometimes its shaved and sometimes its hairy.
Im short dogg aint nothing nice
You ever make me mad and ill fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess ill pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named erika
Anywhere i want to fuck thats where i fuck
Cuz shes the freakiest bitch in america
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
You dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!