Tone Deaf

Tone deaf -
I can't play an instrument
Tone deaf -
I can't even sing
Tone deaf -
I have to wear ear plugs
The noise makes my ears ring
They told me when
I was eleven 'You shouldn't even bother to try You've got no musical ability'
And they weren't telling a lie
Tone deaf -
I've got no rhythm
Tone deaf -
I've got no pitch
Tone deaf -
I couldn't hit an octave
If it meant that
I 'd get rich
All I can do is shout
Louder and faster than most
That's what
I do for a living
Traveling coast to coast
Tone deaf -
I don't have good meter
Tone deaf -
I can't sing tremolo
Tone deaf -
I've got poor register
You won't hear me sing falsetto
No, I can't hit those high notes
And I can't go real low
All in all
I'm tone deaf
And everyone tells me so
Tone deaf