*** Machine

I've got a brand new pair of genes
I've been to the doc, he's got the means
He's turned me into a *** Machine
He's given me a pair of enormous balls
That could even fill the Festival Hall
With schoolgirls *screaming* for more and more
(*sometimes creaming or even squeaming*)
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I'm going to the doctor's
It's easy you see
No need for operations
And you'll know how it feels
Tomorrow I get my hands done
With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb
I'll rattle the girls till they come and come
The stomach lining change has really done the trick
It brews alcohol and give me kicks
And makes me have supersonic sicks
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I've got pricks on my toes and one on my nose
And some on my back that nobody knows
And the one I got first still grows and grows
I've got a set of clits hanging in my ear
I went to the doc to get a smear
He told me I had gonorrhoea
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I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum
I tried it on a lady who likes some fun
And she got blown to kingdom come
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(Explosion)