I Luh Hur

My girl is pregnant,
I'm ready to start splitting
All around the town on the down low was the girl that
I was hitting
Everyone knows
I used to luh huh
I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother
****! I just can't believe it
I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement
But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill
All along girlfriend
I though you was still on the pill
Step to the
G-Y-N The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an
END You'll need some dough,
I'll probably
LEND You wanna play
Biz Mark A
GAIN And tell him
I'm just a
FRIEND So buy me
Newports, cause as
I smoke All
I do is think about you and child support
But I don't got papes,
I got money
Sticking up and messing up when
I went outta state
So you can stop all that
FIENDIN' With your damn
SCHEMIN' You're
Christopher
Williams cause you must be
DREAMIN' Wake up and escape
And while you're at it why don't you throw away your
Jodeci tapes
Cause you can be forever my lady, but
I ain't with no baby
Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes
I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it
So don't steal my youth cause
I'm still young in spirit
That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble
Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble
Find Chucky if you want child's play
I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway
This is a diary of a black man
By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands
So ax that talk about
MARRAGE Miss, you must of misunderstood,
I want you to have a
MISCARRAGE
I'm fed up, and sorry that
I' ve done it
I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach
Or punch my fist through that naval
Cause I'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle
Or push her down a flight of steps
I don't care or give a heck
About the people under the stairs
I'm all about a home made
ABORTMENT
My name's not
Pat, so don't send
Jack Black
This ain't the damn
Wheel of F
ORTUNE I don't want no pause or no
PORTION Next time woman you should proceed with
CAUTION It ain't all about boy and girl
A half hour past the
Cosby Show
Cause you, it's a whole different world
And yom that's how live
I am Use a diaphragm,
I get it off your chest like a mammogram
Oh brother, word to mother
Just cause
I talk this **** don 't get me wrong
Yo, I still luh hur
I luh hur (repeat 5X)
Nobody tell her, because
I luh hur
I luh hur (repeat 8X)