Like a Boss

Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn
I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and ******* my sister
Do you suck *******s?
-Sir, no, sir!
I am hard but I am fair
Private Joker
I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and ******* my sister
You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your ass!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet!
So youre a killer?
-Sir, yes, sir!
Im asking the ******* questions here, private!
Do you understand?
-Sir, yes, sir!
'Sir' what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?
Im gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three-*******- seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eye******* and skull-******* you!
One, two, three
-Sir, I cant help it, sir.
Bull*******t! Get on your knees scumbag!
Do you suck *******s?
-Sir, no, sir!
Bull*******t
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Ill be watching you
Im gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three-*******-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eye******* and skull-******* you!
Skull-******* you!
Were you about to call me an asshole?
Skull-******* you!
I like you
You can come over to my house and ******* my sister
You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your ass!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers!
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet !
Bull*******t I cant hear you!
Im asking the ******* questions here, private!
Do you understand?
-Sir, yes , sir!
'Sir' what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?
Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn