Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering (US 1994Musical "Sunset Boulevard")

ASTROLOGER: I dont think you should shoot before July 15th
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait til Venus is in Capricorn
Youll avoid a catalog of crises
MASSEUSE 1: I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, dont be naughty
MASSEUSE 2: Well soon have you skipping like an ingenue
You wont look a day over forty
BEAUTICIAN 1: We have dry heat, we have steam
BEAUTICIAN 2: We have moisturizing cream
BEAUTICIAN 3: We had mud-packs
We have blood sacks
BEAUTICIAN 2: Its a rigorous regime
ALL: Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
Or a wobble when you walk
Of course, theres bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
ANALYST: Listen to your super ego not your id
Age is just another damn neurosis
Ill have you regressing back to infancy
And back into the womb under hypnosis
DOCTOR: I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
The formulas the one Somerset Maugham owns
Just modest course of thirty-seven shots
And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
ALL: No more crows feet, no more flab
No more love handles to grab
Youll be so thin theyll all think youre
Walking sideways like a crab
Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
Nothing dragging on the floor
Of course, theres bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, theres bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, theres bound to be a little suffering