[Verse 1]
I'm mean and I'm boring and I'm hard to entertain
The times I'm s'posed to say are good aren't good enough for me
I'm sick of all the wasted time and money
I'm sick of all the jokes that weren't that funny
I'm sick of money that I never spent
The money always goes to pay my rent
[Chorus]
'Cause I live in an expensive city
I waste my money and I still feel shitty
And all the girls out here are oh so pretty
They're so much prettier than mе
[Post-Chorus]
Maybe I should settle down in a littlе Midwest town
Where nothing is happening and I never leave the house
Where I never go out always stay at home
Maybe that would be good, maybe that would be fine
[Break]
Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo
[Verse 2]
I never thought that things would turn out like this
I wake up every day and feel so lifeless
I know that things will never be the same
And to be honest that is such a shame
[Chorus]
'Cause I live in an expensive city
I waste my money and I still feel shitty
And all the girls out here are oh so pretty
They're so much prettier than me
[Break]
Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo
[Post-Chorus]
Maybe I should settle down in a little Midwest town
Where nothing is happening and I never leave the house
Where I never go out
I always stay at home maybe that would be good maybe that would be fine