******* (LP version)

You take Sally, and Ill take Sue
There aint no difference between the two
*******... Runnin all round my brain
Heading down Scott, turn up Main
Looking for that girl that sells *******
*******... Runnin all round my brain
Mmmm, Momma, come here quick
That old ***** ** bout to make me sick
*******... Runnin all round my brain
Late last night, at about quarter past 4,
The Donnie came knockin down the hotel room door
'Wheres the *******?'. I said 'Its runnin all round my brain'
I was talkin to my doctor down at the hospital
He said 'Son it says here your 27, but thats impossible'
*******... 'You look like you could be 45'
Now Im loosin touch with reality,
And Im almost out of blow
Such a fine line, I hate to see it go
*******... Runnin all round my brain