the show (full version)

Ladies and gentlemen
The most exciting stage show youve ever witnessed
Appearing live,Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew
oh my god!
Excuse me Doug E Fresh
Yes?
Have you ever seen the show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that dont come out right
They bite,they never write,thats not polite
Am i lying?
No,youre quite right
Well tonight on this very mic youre about to hear
We swear,the best darn rappers of the year
So,so,cheerio,yell,scream bravo
Also,if you didnt know this is called The Show
A-yo Doug
What?
Put your ballys on
Yo rick,i was baout to but i need a shoe horn
Why?
Because these shoes always hurt my corns
Six minutes
Six minutes
Six minutes Doug E Fresh youre on
Un un on,un un on,uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-uh-uh- on
Un un on,un un on,uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-uh-uh-on
Uh uh on
(Is it real?)
Here we go(here we go)come on(come on)
Here we go(here we go)come on(come on)
Yo,wheres Will and Barr?
Well i dont know theyre late
Toldem the time ,oh i forgot the date
Man,you did it again,oh no
Yo,here we go,come on,here we go,come on
Here we go,did you miss the show
No,no,no-no-no no we didnt
No,no-no-no no-no-no no we didnt
No we didntwell dont get us wrong
Excuse me Doug E
Excuse me Doug E
Excuse me Doug E Fresh youre on
Uh uh on
Well it started off on 8th Avenue
When i made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew
It was me,my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B
And my right hand man Rcky D
I used to rap and sing,make sounds and things
And for example,heres a telephone ring
{Ring ring}hello,is Doug E Fresh in?
No,hes not in right now{Rick D}
But anyway,no more delay
Just check out the new style i display
Now you got to be(fresh)
To rock with(fresh)
And im known for the{Doug E beatbox}
Not for the{Fat Boys beatbox}
The human beat box or the entertainer
No other title can fit me plainer
In a passing generation,i am a remainer
And im also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashing checks, make sound effects
And after i finish rocking,Slick Rick is on next
( You know it)Slick Rick!
Well,heres a little something that needs to be heard
Doug,i was going downtown(word,Rick?)Word!
(Sure)all along ,no one to be with
Stepped on the D-Train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl(so?) so i sat beside her
Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger
I said hold on ,theres been a mistake
Honey,my names Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
(Oh,golly wolly)cause she was raising hell
She said,um,my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
Bust a move,we show and prove
A-yo doug,do that record Jam On The Groove
As you can see,most definitely,we are(fresh)
Chill Will(fresh)
Barry B(fresh)
Ricky D(fresh)
And i am the original human beat box,the
entertainer,Doug E(fresh)