four years foreplay

Theres a thing or two about high school that you need to know
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen
Watch out for freshmen Friday
The most dangerous day of the week
You thought you were excited for the weekend
But this is where your week ends
Four more years of obeying authority
Without question, dont reach super sighted
Theres only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When its time to graduate
Whatever you do
Dont you ever bring a roller backpack to school
Because douchebag kids will kick them over
We dont see why though theyre really convenient
If a girl gives you a smile
Dont be deceived
She wants you to father her child
And hes probably not even cute
The only thing good about high school
Is their super badass playgrounds
They have the best swings ever
I once jumped five feet in the air
Four more years of obeying authority
Without question, dont reach super sighted
Theres only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When its time to graduate
To think how happy I was before I came
Running out of every room I walked in today
And the most miserable part
Is that its only the first day
If highschool was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine
Then maybe high school isnt that bad
Because thatd be the biggest boner killer in history
Unless shes hot