諷刺

作詞：何欣穗(Ciacia)
作曲：何欣穗(Ciacia)

If I really had a gun　I might have done something wrong
No one seems to notice me　All my life's been totally wasted
她說我傻Oh yah?　Guess who is wrong?　可是她羨慕我
She knows exactly what she wants　Always looks so very tough
I wish I could be like her　她是我崇拜的對像她說我傻
Oh yes　老天說我傻假如說她忌妒我我羨慕她誰犯錯?
I thought I'm nothing but a wimp　But she thinks I'm everything
天有人羨慕我?　I say　Wow　Wow　Wow　Wow　怎麼可能啊?
She thought she's nothing but a wimp　But she's everything to me
真諷刺莫名其妙的Well　Well　Well　怎麼突然這麼公平呢?
天說我傻我maybe真的很傻怎麼說We're only human
If I really had a gun　I might have done something wrong
No one seems to notice me　All my life's been totally wasted
她說我傻Oh yes　老天說我傻
假如說她忌妒我我羨慕她誰犯錯?
I thought I'm nothing but a wimp　But she thinks I'm everything
天有人羨慕我?　I say　Wow　Wow　Wow Wow　怎麼可能啊?
She thought she's nothing but a wimp　But she's everything to me
真諷刺莫名其妙的Well　Well　Well　怎麼突然這麼公平呢?
天說我傻I don't know　真的so what?　怎麼說We're only human

[中譯]

如果我有一把槍我有可能會做出什麼錯事來
似乎沒有人會注意我我的人生全都被浪費掉了
她說我傻是嗎?　你猜誰才是錯的?　可是她羨慕我
她總是知道自己要些什麼看起來總是那麼堅強
我希望我可以像她一樣她是我崇拜的對象
她說我傻老天說我傻假如說她忌妒我我羨慕她誰犯錯?
我以為我什麼都不是只是個沒有用的傢伙可是她認為我什麼都是
天!　有人羨慕我?　我說哇哇哇怎麼可能啊?
她以為她什麼也不是只是個沒有用的傢伙可對我來說她什麼都是
真諷刺莫名其妙的怎麼突然這麼公平呢?
天說我傻我也許真的很傻怎麼說我們也不過是人類
(天說我傻我不知道真的又怎樣?　怎麼說我們也不過是人類?