The T
My name is Alaska *********** and I have something to say
I like black tea, I like black d, I never touched tina and thats the T.
I know on Whats the T I said that I dont drink, so you ******* probably dont know what to think
When you see me at the club getting crunk, acting stupid, getting drunk.
I got a hundred problems , drinking aint one, tried to quit drinking but its too much fun.
I keep it cute and I act my age and youre never ever gonna see me drunk on stage.
Its a new dawn its a new age, Metallica, turn the page.
Turn the page, turn the page, Chun Li, Streets of Rage, I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage, lets pay women an equal wage.
No, seriously.
What the ****.
Now lets talk, about my exs.
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas.
Im just kidding he was really in Florida, but what the *** * ******* rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but were better apart and I learned a lot from that broken heart.
Sharon and Chad, Im happy for you.
Cerrone the cat I ******* miss you boo.
Not every breakup turned out so well
I put a lot of really nice guys through some ****** up hell.
But then there was this one guy….
Girl, and if you have Reddit you probably know all about this already….
This psycho ex got heavy handed tried to death star my whole ******* planet.
Talking ****, dropping names, screen-capping, playing games.
Ive had it, officially, the ***** tried to really really come for me.
He crossed me likethe river styx but the *** was good cause I like small ****s.
Im not mad, Im not pressed.
The moneys on the dresser so get dressed.
To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet, triedto treat a real girl like a piece of meat.
Youre pullin my hair *****, you spilled on my dress *****, you think youre a fan but youre only a mess *****.
Real fans, I ******* love you, Id lay myself down on the traintracks for you
In fact, I made this ******* record for you, call me Delano because I Adore you.
Yeah, you specifically.
The AAA girls went bankrupt morally,
Willam met some models and serviced them orally.
Hes probably on the way to the replace us quick, just like he ******* did to Detox and Vic.
Michelle always told me not to **** with cliques
Michelle always told me not to **** with cliques.
Oh yeah that reminds me about that thing, that secret Ive been hiding like a dingaling.
I did some challenges, I won a few, oh yeah thats a thing called All Stars 2.
I cant blame you Adore
They went in really harsh that first day.
And if it had been me in your position, who knows.
I might have done the same thing.
Im just lucky I guess, I feel blessed but Im stressed
I wanna be the best I just wanna be the best. $100, 000 it aint that much to **** up your mind and all your friends that you trust.
Im sorry Coco, Im sorry Tatianna, Im sorry Mom but I smoked some *********.
Move on, cause its all just a game.
And it is what itis at the end of the day.