Weasel Stomping Day (Main Version)

Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! Its Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Dont you know its Weasel Stomping Day
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
Youll know what this days about
When you stomp a weasels guts right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, its Weasel Stomping Day
[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]
Yankovic-Weasel Stomping Day
People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But its such a festive holiday
So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
Its tradition, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, its Weasel Stomping
Well have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, its Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, its Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day
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