lil darkie myparentsaresleepinginthenextroomandidontwantowakethemup

I gotta plug the keyboard in
Yup
This is the adlibs
Ayy, ayy, yuh n*gg*
You aint know shit
My rap name is LIL DARKIE
This beat is produced by LiL CUBENSiS
Be very quiet, my parents are sleeping in the adjacent room

Shhhh!
My mom and dad are sleeping
Through the corridors Im creeping
Just to get me some juice
Tie my bedpost like a noose so I can get out of my window
Now my dad has some security
The beeping will let him know Im tryna hang with friends though
Smoking hella indo take a silent bong rip
I hope you can hear the smoke on my lip, bitch
I am just a bit rich
I have a thick bitch
Sittin on my d**k tip
Im Indian so it fit

Hey! Shut the f**k up!
Its two in the f**king morning I gotta get up at 5 AM to work!
Im sorry
Go the f**k to bed!
Im sorry
Son of a bitch

The adlibs are back now
Yeah
f**k my dad, my dad is a bitch
Hes a snitch
Prolly gon go tell my mom to take the whole Nintendo Switch from me (Uh)
Ill drown him in listerine
That he makes me use it even though it hurts (Uh)
My dad is the worst, its a curse (Uh)
Imma go and take some gum out momma purse
Cause I bet she got some gum inside her purse
Im the first person to think of that
Where my daddys drinks is at?
I know this n*gg* aint that smart
The f**k this n*gg*s drinks is at?
If I was him and he was me the f**k Id think Id think they at?
Underneath the sink Id check

Ew, momma got a vibrator? What the f**k?
Dad, what the f**k is this shit n*gg*?
Hey shut the f** k up!
Im sorry, Im sorry Im f**king sorry
Imma go to sleep now
Sike n*gg*!