Big Bang Theory Theme

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
宇宙一度又燙又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 140
億年前終於爆了炸等著瞧.. .
The Earth began to cool
地球開始降溫
The autotrophs began to drool
自養生物來起哄
Neanderthals developed tools
穴居人發明工具
We built a wall （we built the pyramids）
我們建長城（我們建金字塔）
Math science history unraveling the mysteries
數學自然科學歷史揭開神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸開始
'Since the dawn of man' is really not that long
其實人類歷史沒有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒間便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight
兩足動物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate
恐龍都得認命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突變沒來得及
And they all died （they froze their asses off）
就死光光了（pp都凍成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陸
See ya wouldnt wanna be ya
拜拜才不想學你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的禍
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始
Its expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨脹但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way
星球會反方向運動
Collapsing ever inward we wont be here it wont be hurt
向內坍塌反正我們不在了不會覺得疼
Our best and brightest figure that itll make an even bigger bang!
我們美好光輝的形象將引發一場更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我們
Debating out while here theyre catching deer（were catching viruses）
在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪（我們現在捉電腦病毒了）
Religion or astronomy Encarta Deuteronomy
宗教天文e百科舊約申命記
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始
Music and mythology Einstein and astrology
音樂神化愛因斯坦占星術
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始