Dont Put Him Down

Oh babe
He loves you
But he just cant make it with you
And he just cant tell you its true
How can he pass the test
When he just cant hardly move himself
Let alone prove himself the best
Oh babe
He wants you
But he just cant get it on as you planned
And i guess a girl just cant understand
How much a guy goes through
All she has to do is let herself
She doesnt have to get herself up
On cue
Like a performing seal
In a zoo
How was last nights
Performance babe?
Was it better than
The night before?
Are the old credentials
Any good any good any good any more
Or is the act beginning to bore you?
He can sing!
He can dance!
He can juggle!
He a regular one-man band
His costumes a little tattered
His label says
Made in japan
But he beats his battered drum
And he rattles his empty can
And he somehow gets
His flag to fly
Looka him
Looka him
Hes a man!
Oh babe
Inside him
Its like theres a
Little kid in a jail
Crying denying hes fragile and frail
Hey looka him
Hes a male
But its the wail
Of the weary minstrel
Its the dance
Of the desperate clown
Singing
Dont put
Dont put me down
If i fail
Please babe
Dont put me down
If i fail