Don't Bother

Shes got the kind of look
That defies gravity
Shes the greatest cook
And shes fat free
Shes been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
Shes got the perfect friends
Oh, isnt she cool?
She practices Tai-Chi
Shed never lose her nerve
Shes more than you deserve
Shes just far better than me
Hey, Hey
So... Dont Bother
I wont die...
Of Deception
I promise you wont ever see me cry
Dont feel sorry
And... Dont Bother
Ill be fine
But shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So, Dont Bother be unkind
Im sure she doesnt know
How to touch you like i would
I beat her at that one good
And... Dont you think so?
Shes almost six feet tall
She must think that Im a flea
Im really a cat you see
And its not my last life at all
Hey, Hey
So... Dont Bother
I wont die...
Of Deception
I promise you wont ever see me cry
Dont feel sorry
Dont Bother
Ill be fine
But shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So, Dont Bother be unkind
For you Id give up all i own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And Id file my nails,
So they dont hurt you
And lose those pounds,
And learn about football
If it made you stay,
But you wont...
But you wont...
So... Dont Bother
Ill be fine
Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine
Promise you wont ever see me cry
And after all...
Im glad that Im not your type
Promise you wont ever see me cry
Dont Bother
Ill be fine
Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine
Promise you wont ever see me cry
And after all...
Im glad that im not your type
Not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you wont ever see me cry
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