Freaky Tales

BEYOTCHShort
Dogs in the house, once again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in
AtlantaShe let a nigga fuck but
I still cant stand her
The pussy wasnt good
I said 'Whats up bitch?Im tired of fuckin can you suck dick?'
She said 'No', but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said 'BeyotchWhat you talkin bout?'
She mumbled something,
I dont know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was
TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-
L where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina,
Melina, Sabrina and
TinaWhen I first moved out there,
I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a
GeminiShe used to stand up and say 'Shoot it in my eye! '
I met another girl went to
Spellman College
Every day after school
I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so
I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was
AmberShe wouldnt stop screaming, thats all
I remember
I had another freak, her name was
WendyWhen
I first met the bitch she said 'Please dont pimp me!'
I did it anyway
Im coming straight from
Oakland, C-
AAint no other way, like my girl
ShanteShe lives in
Atlanta, but she comes from the
BayLet me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I cant forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the
Benz aint spendin no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
Its like
Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard
I had a big dick
So I showed it to em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin nekked
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her name is
TerriI lied to the bitch 'Its about time I get married'
I couldnt see me pimpin her
So I fucked her next door neighbor,
JenniferShe had two roommates,
Cindy and
AmyTerri caught me creepin and said 'Nigga dont play me!'
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes
I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit
I made upI change the name so
I can rhyme and shit
So if its you, you know the time bitch
I spent the night with
Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend
April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want
I be a fool wit mine
Like them
Texas niggas,
I never would change
Like my niggas up in
Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when
I come in the door
I aint trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin up and down
I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I fucked her, you thought
I didntShort
Dogs in the house and
I keep on pimpin
So then I fucked the twins,
Sharon and
KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasnt wearin em
Dont ask me who
I fucked first, it aint my fault
In the end,
I still got the same results
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah,
I never would forget
CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin, laughin, kissin and shit
Next thing
I know she started kissin my dick
You know the rest, before she left
I paged Mia
I told her 'I got a new freak over here'
She rushed over,
I left and when
I came back
Them hoes was lickin cats
They call me 'Short' when
Im pimpin, 'Dog' when
Im mackin
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin
She wants to be my love slave,
I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes
I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit
I made upI change the name so
I can rhyme and shit
So if its you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that
I tell so well
For fifteen years
Ive been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
BeyotchAnd it dont stop
Old school
Short DogStill spittin it
Still gettin it
Gettin that money
Eastside baby,
OaklandYou aint knowin?
Beyotch