The Viper

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper,
I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone,
I said 'Whos that at half past three?' And a frightening voice came back at me!
'Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! Ill sssee you in seven weekss'
My head was spinning and my knees were weak,
I could hardly stand on my own two feet!
Its next call got me out of bed,
Then how I flipped when that voice said,
'Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! Ill see you in seven days'
I shook like Jell-O in a hurricane!
My heart was pounding like a Pullman train.
Again that voice upset me so,
Again I flipped as it said, 'Oh, oh!'
'Sssssss! I am The Viper, Ill ssssee you in sssseven ssssecondsss!'
Now Im certain that my time has come!
I can hear its knock; its too late to run!
I know that I must let it in!
So wish me luck, cause things look grim!
'Ssssssssssss! I am The Viper!'
'Oh, why have you come?'
'I have come to vipe your vindows!'