50 Ways To Say Goodbye
50 Ways To Say Goodbye - Train
前女友的50種死法--Train
My heart is paralyzed
我的心已經麻痺
My head was oversized
我的頭也混亂不堪
I'll take the high road like I should
我早該遠走高飛
你曾說這是命中註定
You said it's meant to be
錯誤全在我，與你無關
That it's not you, it's me
分手倒是為我著想
You're leaving now for my own good
這樣是很瀟灑，但若我朋友問你去哪了我會這麼說
That's cool, but if my friendsask where you are I'm gonna say
她坐飛機墜機了
She went down in an airplane
曬太陽浴時被烤焦了
Fried getting suntanned
墜入裝滿泥沙的水泥攪拌機裡
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
幫幫我幫幫我
Help me, help me,
我從來都不擅長分手
I'm no good at goodbyes!
她在水里碰到了鯊魚
She met a shark under water
落水了卻無人能救她一命
Fell and no one caught her
我退掉了我買給她的所有紀念
I returned everything I ever bought her
幫幫我幫幫我我已經編不出謊言
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
無法想出你的死因
And ways to say you died
我的自尊仍然感受著那種刺痛
My pride still feels the sting
你曾是我的一切
You were my everything
總有一天我會找到像你一樣的佳人
Some day I'll find a love like yours（ a love like yours）
也許她會覺得我是她的超人
She'll think I'm Superman
而不是小麵包車
Not super minivan
你怎麼能在贖罪日上離我而去
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
這樣是很瀟灑，但若我朋友問你去哪了我會這麼說
That's cool, but if my friends askwhere you are I'm gonna say
她被泥石流埋實了
She was caught in a mudslide
被獅子吞了
Eaten by a lion
被一輛破紫塞恩車撞飛了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
幫幫我幫幫我我從來不擅長分手
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
她在沙漠裡迷失了方向
She dried up in the desert
泡熱水澡時溺死了
Drowned in a hot tub
在東區夜店跳到心力衰竭而死
Danced to death at an east side night club
幫幫我幫幫我
Help me, help me,
我已編不出謊言
I'm all out of lies
無法想出更多你的死因
And ways to say you died
我想和你過一輩子今生今世永不分離
That's cool, but if my friends askwhere you are I'm gonna say
這樣是很瀟灑，但若我朋友問你去哪了我會這麼說
That's cool, but if my friends askwhere you are I'm gonna say
她坐飛機墜機了
She went down in an airplane
曬太陽浴時被烤焦了
Fried getting suntanned
墜入裝滿泥沙的水泥攪拌機裡
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
幫幫我幫幫我
Help me , help me,
我從來都不擅長分手
I'm no good at goodbyes!
她在水里碰到了鯊魚
She met a shark under water
落水了卻無人能救她一命
Fell and no one caught her
我退掉了我買給她的所有紀念
I returned everything I ever bought her
幫幫我幫幫我我從來不擅長分手
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
她被泥石流埋實了
She was caught in a mudslide
被獅子吞了
Eaten by a lion
被一輛破紫塞恩車撞飛了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
幫幫我幫幫我
Help me, help me,
我從來不擅長分手
I'm no good at goodbyes!
她在沙漠裡迷失了方向
She dried up in the desert
泡熱水澡時溺死了
Drowned in a hot tub
在東區夜店跳到心力衰竭而死
Danced to death at an east side night club
幫幫我幫幫我我已編不出謊言
Help me, help me, I' m all out of lies
無法想出更多你的死因
And ways to say you died