Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

（cjzhg music）
Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be;
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyther;
Eether eyether neether nyther
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter;
Laughter lawfter after awfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella;
Vanilla vanella Choc'late strawb'ry
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say eether and you say eyether
You say neether and you say nyther;
Eether eyether neether nyther
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and you like potahto
You like tomato and you like tomahto;
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you like pajamas （like pajamas ）
I like pajahmas （you got pajahmas ）
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off