There's A Platypus Controlling Me
Vanessa: Dad?
凡妮莎:爸？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
杜博士:嗨，凡妮莎！
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
凡妮莎:爸，你在干什么
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand
杜博士:诚实的讲我现在确实不知道
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
我从山上滚下来现在手上有胶水
And I got records on my fingers
碟片现在粘在我手上
Teens: Whaaat?
众人:什么？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
杜博士:碟片粘手上
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
碟片粘手上根本停不下来
Teens: Don't stop
众:别停
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me
杜:我停不下来有只鸭嘴兽在控制我
Teens: Whaaat?
众:什么？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
杜:有只鸭嘴兽在控制我
Now let me sum it up
我从头再说一遍
It was a strange set of circumstances
这是个很奇怪的情况
Teens: Strange set of circumstances
众:奇怪情况
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,
杜:我从山上滚下来现在手上有胶水
now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
碟片粘手上根本停不下来
Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop!
众:别停！别停！
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
杜:如果现在有可能的话
There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table
有只鸭嘴兽在控制我，他就在桌子下
Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT?
众:有只鸭嘴兽在控制他-什么？
Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!
某人:我明白了，鸭嘴兽是种不好的隐喻
Teens: Like corporations are a platypus
众:就像公司鸭嘴兽
The government's a platypus
山姆大叔鸭嘴兽
Your teacher is a platypus
你的老师鸭嘴兽
Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda
某人:我的老师是熊猫
Teens: Society's a platypus
众:社会鸭嘴兽
My parents are a platypus
我的父母鸭嘴兽
The media's a platypus
媒体鸭嘴兽
It's all just propaganda
这只是个宣传
Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us
有只鸭嘴兽在控制我们
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me
杜:不，只是我
Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us
众:有只鸭嘴兽在控制我们
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
杜:如果我能停我就会停下
Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us
众:有只鸭嘴兽在控制我们
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
杜:这不是个比喻
the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
有只鸭嘴兽在控制我藏在桌底下
Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!
等等！他走了！
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me.
现在没有鸭嘴兽在控制我了！
There's no platypus controlling me!
现在没有鸭嘴兽在控制我了！