Officer

Yo fat lip man
Yo man they trying to run a 50 move on us man
Yo man
You got to tell the suckers what's up boy

Yeah ha ha

I got a letter from the dmv
The other day

I opened and read it
It said they were suckers

They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended
For a minute then pretended
That I never even got the d**n letter
It's nine o'clock
On the dot
So I think I'd better
Scoot off to school
Cause in class there's a test
I gotta dress fast
Grab my glasses and my vest
Oh d**n
As hardheaded as I am
Hopped in my hootie ride
Pumped up the jam
Put it in reverse
Into first
And disperse and
From that very moment on my day got worse
As I was standing in the street
I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that Derek's on his way
I ran to get my coat
And a bag from the room
It took a minute boom
Hopped into the car
We drove away in a zoom
I assume doom
As we were driving on the gravel
At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
So I ramble
About my life is that's a shambles
Should'a took the bus
A bus without the silence horses
Oh nice
I wish we had good bikes
We need to exercise
Maybe we could take a hike
An' you could give Sheri back those car keys
Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please
Please
Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please
Away

To our destination
No license no insurance
Not even registration
Tags on the plate say December 82
Car's so dirty it looks gray
But it's really blue
Who would
Think we're up to good
Four black niggards riding through the neighborhood
In hats and glasses
Making funny passes
Like driving slowly
Playing low key for asses
Knowing d**n well one shine will harass us
And all the while
We see girls jog
Sheri's little car is pouring out smog
They made right and fly away to goats

You live with your homeboys yeah I live with my
Homeboys that's where you're taking me to your house
Where your homeboys are I mean but they're not
Home you ain't got your own crib naw I ain't got

Lights action without the camaraderie greens
And high beams two to a teethe blue coat billy goats
Are crowding up my rearviewhot on the trail of
An innocent being my heartbeat is racing at a pace so fast
I'm wishing that the coppers would get off my ass
My tail can't go to jail cause it's wack
What would happen to my girl and my record contract
Yo fellas what
Take off the baseball caps
Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
And throw on the glasses and give up the tees
Oh please don't pull me over officer please
I'm discomboberated what
Discomboberated what
Discomboberated malfunctionated faded
F a d e d
I can't believe it's me
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh
Please
Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer

Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please

Don't pull me over Mr officer
Don't pull me over Mr officer please