Changing Lives (Reprise)
BARRY: We're gonna prove that in this day and age
Being gay isn't a crime
This is our moment to change the world
One lesbian
TRENT: Lesbian!
DEE DEE: Lesbian!
ANGIE: Lesbian!
ALL: At a time!
BARRY: We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian
DEE DEE: First you help the distressed
TRENT: Then you help the distraught
BARRY: We're going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance
When you can take a stance?
ALL: And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like
The end of Act One of Les Miz
You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz
BARRY: We're gonna teach 'em to be more PC
The minute our group arrives
ALL: That's right!
BARRY: Those fist-pumping
DEE DEE: Bible-thumping
TRENT: Spam-eating
ANGIE: Cousin-loving
BARRY: Cow-tipping
DEE DEE: Shoulder-slumping
TRENT: Finger-wagging
ANGIE: Hoosier-humping
ALL: Losers and their homely wives
They'll learn compassion
DEE DEE: And better fashion
ALL: Once we at last start
Changing lives
BARRY, spoken: Now let's go start a fight!