The Kiss (Skit)

"The Kiss (Skit)"

I'm gonna kill this ************. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to *******' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this ************.
“我要办了这妹儿 我得办了她 哪怕蹲大牢 我真得办了她”
Yo' man, I don't know.
“呦 哥们儿…我不懂”
What?
“干啥？”
I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.
我搞不懂 我感觉特别 特别糟糕
Man, will you shut the ******* up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
“哥们 你赶紧闭嘴吧 格里！？你咋还总觉得这么糟！她就搁那辆车上 刚停”
Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
“行吧 让我停下车 我正在停车！”
*******', turn the car off dog.
“赶紧关掉发动机 憨批？”
Alright.
“行咯…”
Alright, we wait.
“行行行 我们等会儿”
We wait for what?
“等啥玩意儿？”
We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna *******' kill her.
“我们等她出来 然后我就要办了她”
Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
“哥们儿 你人帅心善的玩意儿 啊这 你带这玩意儿干啥”
Man, just shut the ******* up dog.
“哥们儿 赶紧闭嘴 憨批 赶紧闭嘴哈 弹夹都空的 这不是——”
What the ******* did you bring that for?
“哥们 别把这玩意儿朝着我”
Just shut up, *******' clip is empty.
“憨憨 这玩意儿都没装弹 不信你看咯”
Don't point that ************t at me!
“伙计！天嘞 我真恨透了你这么搞”
It's not even loaded ************, look!
“笑死 不过这玩意儿多好玩儿”
Dude! God I *******' hate when you do that ************t.
“咱俩混一起 你都能把我吓死 这几天都快给我逼疯咯 讲真…”
Ha ha, ya but it's funny as *******.
“每次我都能懂你” “是她不？”
You're gonna ******* around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
“哪儿呢？”
It get's you every time. Is that her?
“就搁那儿 淦”
Where?
“噢 耶…”
Right there mother******.
“等会儿 低头 低头”
Yeah, *******.
“淦 我们又来这儿了”
Alright, get up, get up.
“低头！”
Here we go again.
“…什么鬼？你想让我藏车底？”
Get down!
“呦 她跟谁走一起呢？”
What the ******* do you want me to do get under the car?
“我该知道点啥？你说让我弯腰躲着！”
Yo', who's she walkin' with?
“这是那个保镖… 她刚刚是亲了他吗？”
How the ******* am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
“我感觉不是”
It's the ******* bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
“哥们儿 她-她刚亲了他！”
I don't think so.
“没有 她没亲”
Dog, she just *******' kissed him.
“她-她 还搁这儿亲呢 淦”
No, she didn't!
“没有 她没亲”
She's kissing him dog!
“她亲了——”
No she's not...oh ************t.
“噢 淦…”
C'mon, mother******!
“过来”(我去)
MAARRSSHH!!!
“马歇尔！”