Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me a gas-station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew
I end every day 'bout the same way
Clock out and go fish just to crack a few
Chicken in a bread pan picking out dough
Served cold with some 10-pound tail
It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks
But Lord knows I couldn't care less
You can say I'm a redneck
You can say you don't like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you can't say I ain't country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
And my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you can't say I ain't country
A pond water pool, spinner on a spool
A styrofoam full of tobacco spit
I got a small town crew, we make our own rules
I do what I do 'cause my daddy did
And you can say I'm a redneck
You can say you don't like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you can't say I ain't country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
That my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you can't say I ain't country
You can say that the world's flat
You can say we never made it to the moon
You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys
But you, you can't say I ain't country, no
You can say I'm a redneck
You can say you don't like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you can't say I ain't country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
That my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you can't say I ain't country
You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky
But you, you can't say I ain't
You can't say I ain't country
No you can't
Oh no, you can't say I ain't country
That's right