Pokémon Masters Are Broke

联盟冠军赚钱的方式
The way to earn money as a Pokémon Champion
就是随便寻个孩子揍一顿他的宝可梦
is to start beating up on some random kid's pets
并偷走他们的钱
and stealing their cash.
但是宝可梦训练师的真实经济状况究竟如何呢？
But what do the earnings of a Pokémon master truly look like?
成都之旅，我们出发吧
Pokémon Johto, let's go.
追寻你的梦想
Chase your Dreams,
准备申请破产（破产啦）
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy (For Bankruptcy)
即使到最后你也会在途中钱财耗尽
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
这是史上最错误的经济选择
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被电了一次又一次也没能得到好转
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他们付不出钱
They can'pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话
Being a trainer's a joke
他们赚不到钱
They can't get that pokeskrill
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他们付不出钱
They can't pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话
Being a trainer's a joke
没有美美的钞票
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
我们都有过那样的梦想，对吧？
We've all had that dream though,right?
花费你生命的一年
To spend a year out of your life
在那宝可梦的世界
In the world of pokemon
成为一名联盟冠军
To become a champion
以仅有的几个精灵球作为武装
Armer with only a few pokeballs
在这片大地旅游着捕捉宝可梦
Travellin'the land to catch animals
然后让它们在血腥的斗争中领盒饭
And make'em fight eternal blood sport to the death
领盒饭~
To the Death
你看，游戏都与现实相关
You see,vidio games tend to gloss over
（与现实相关）
The rest of Life *2
宝可梦训练师的真实经济状况
What do the earnings of pokemon master
究竟如何呢？
Truly look like
你也许可以尽快玩通
You might be able to speedrun your way
集齐道馆勋章
To the top of the pokecharts
（道馆勋章）
The pokécharts
前提是你有钱
If you were to make them pokebucks
都花在友好商店
And spend them in pokémark
追寻你的梦想，准备申请破产
Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
（破产啦）
For bankrupcy
即使到最后你也会在途中钱财耗尽
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
这是史上最错误的经济选择
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被电了一次又一次也没能得到好转
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他们付不出钱
They can't pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话
Being a trainer's a joke
他们赚不到钱
They can't get that poke skrill
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼
Pokemon master are broke
他们付不出钱
They can't pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话
Being a trainer's a joke
没有美美的钞票
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
那会是段美好时光
It'd be a great time
或只是我们的幻想
Or so wo'd like to think
你还是需要吃，睡
You still have to eat,sleep
寻到厕所或最近的树
Use the bathroom or most conventient tree
若是你成为了联盟冠军
If you become a pokemon champion
你得是有多穷
How broke would you be
打败四大天王
Beatin'up on the elite four
给了你售货机里的85瓶汽水
Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine
宝可美刀，宝可钞票，宝可货币付出去
Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills
宝可骨头，宝可图鉴，宝可…管他什么
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
宝可美刀，宝可钞票，宝可货币付出去
pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills
宝可骨头，宝可图鉴，宝可…管他什么
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
追寻你的梦想
Chase your Dreams,
准备申请破产
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
（破产啦）
For bankrupcy
即使到最后你也会在途中钱财耗尽
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
这是史上最错误的经济选择
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被电了一次又一次也没能得到好转
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼，他们付不出钱
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话，他们赚不到钱
Being a trainer's a joke they can't get that pokeskrll
宝可梦训练师都是穷逼，他们付不出钱
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
成为训练师就是个笑话，没有美美的钞票
Being a trainer's a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill
但是，嘿，这只是个理论…
But hey, that's just a theory...
一个游戏理论！
A Game Theory!
而且我们都没谈谈税收
And we didn't even talk about taxes.
别让我谈起税收！
Don't even get me started on taxes!