Hairy Legs

I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
Til the day is done
I got hairy legs
Yeah
That's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs
Yeah man
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy the best chance to win
And Corn Pop was a bad dude
And he ran a bunch of bad boys, a bad crew
I really was the only white guy they really knew
He said I'll meet you out side, and I said what am I gonna do

Corn Pop, he can't stop
Corn Pop, he won't stop
Corn Pop, he can't stop
Corn Pop, he won't stop
A billionare who calls women "horse-faced lesbians"
You can release women from those agreements immediately
Maybe they didn't like a joke I told
Are you willing to release them
Release them
These agreements were made consensually
I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
Til the day is done
I got hairy legs
Yeah
That's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs
Yeah man
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy the best chance to win
I was a pretty darn good life guard, I learned a lot
Lived out in Mayfield with my Grandpop
We used to play basketball with Corn Pop
And he sank every single shot
Corn Pop, he can't stop
Corn Pop, he won't stop
Corn Pop, he sank every shot
Corn Pop, he won't stop
I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun
In the sun
Come rub my legs
From the morning
Until the day is done
Til the day is done
I got hairy legs
Yeah
That's right, you heard what I said
You heard what I said
I got hairy legs
Yeah man
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy the best chance to win
I got hairy legs