Photo Ops (Skit)

Look that way, ***** (Do somethin')
往那边瞅 老兄 (管管吧)
***** ass *****
小娘炮
You watch out
你小心点儿
Oh, yo, yo
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
Let me in, in, in
让我进去
Ah yeah, woo
Y'all look great
你们挺上相的啊
Why y'all stop?
停下来干啥?
Don't quit on the count of me
别我一进来就不打了
This picture be developed in two or three minutes
这照片两三分钟就洗好了
Go ahead, you got your shirt all wrinkled
往前面去 你衬衫都给弄皱了
And you... your eye is ****** up, damn
再瞅瞅你 你眼泡子都给打成啥样了 damn
I guess I should've seen this comin' but I
我觉得我早该想到能闹成这样 但
This isn't how I pictured this day
这一天跟我期望的不一样
You boys sure love to fight, all the time
你们兄弟俩的确爱打架 一直这样
All you do is fight, fight, fight
你们净会打打打
What you fighting over now, Money (Man I...)
你们现在打架又是为啥 钱是么 (老兄我...)
Shut up, ain't nobody ask you nothin', fat boy
闭嘴 有人问你没有 大胖子
Goodness
天哪
These two are brothers, you're family
这俩是兄弟 你们是一家的
This isn't what family looks like
这看着都不像一家的
Now, I came here to get a photo of my boys on their big day
现在 我来这儿是给孩子俩在大好日子里照张相
Now, we could wait for this picture to develop
现在 我们能等这照片洗出来
And remember today looking like this
然后记住今天 闹成这样
Or, we can go out and try this again
或者 我们能出去再来一次
Go fix yourselves up
把自己好好捯饬捯饬
Fat boy, move in, somebody can try to put their arm around you
胖小子 进来 有人能拿胳膊把你搂住
Come on... everyone...
过来 所有人
(Come on, man)
(拜托 伙计)