Photo Ops (Skit)

Look that way, ***** (Do somethin)
往那邊瞅老兄(管管吧)
***** ass *****
小娘炮
You watch out
你小心點兒
Oh, yo, yo
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
Let me in, in, in
讓我進去
Ah yeah, woo
Yall look great
你們挺上相的啊
Why yall stop?
停下來幹啥?
Dont quit on the count of me
別我一進來就不打了
This picture be developed in two or three minutes
這照片兩三分鐘就洗好了
Go ahead, you got your shirt all wrinkled
往前面去你襯衫都給弄皺了
And you... your eye is ****** up, damn
再瞅瞅你你眼泡子都給打成啥樣了damn
I guess I shouldve seen this comin but I
我覺得我早該想到能鬧成這樣但
This isnt how I pictured this day
這一天跟我期望的不一樣
You boys sure love to fight, all the time
你們兄弟倆的確愛打架一直這樣
All you do is fight, fight, fight
你們淨會打打打
What you fighting over now, Money (Man I...)
你們現在打架又是為啥錢是麼(老兄我...)
Shut up, aint nobody ask you nothin, fat boy
閉嘴有人問你沒有大胖子
Goodness
天哪
These two are brothers, youre family
這倆是兄弟你們是一家的
This isnt what family looks like
這看著都不像一家的
Now, I came here to get a photo of my boys on their big day
現在我來這兒是給孩子倆在大好日子裡照張相
Now, we could wait for this picture to develop
現在我們能等這照片洗出來
And remember today looking like this
然後記住今天鬧成這樣
Or, we can go out and try this again
或者我們能出去再來一次
Go fix yourselves up
把自己好好捯飭捯飭
Fat boy, move in, somebody can try to put their arm around you
胖小子進來有人能拿胳膊把你摟住
Come on... everyone...
過來所有人
(Come on, man)
(拜託伙計)