歌手 Jon lajoie In Different Ways

I can see it in your eyes girl
That you're in the mood for love
So I light some candles, pour some wine
Come sit down on the rug
But there's something I must tell you, babe
Before we take this step
Something about me girl
That you do not know yet
I have no *****
It was torn off
In a bicycle accident
In nineteen ninety nine
I also lost one testicle
So all I have is a weird uni-ball
And a rubber tube, between my legs
But babe, I can love you in different ways
I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
That I use for urinating
I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it
Make it easier for penetrating
And having only one ball
Isn't always a bad thing
It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
It's like a cherry on a sundae

I have no *****
I have no cock
If it looks like I have a ball
Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
Girl, I know that you're afraid
But I promise, baby, if you stay
I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
And babe, I will love you in different...
...ways
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Just because I don't have a cock
it doesn't mean I can't rock
Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
I'm still Johny from the block
O-o-oh yeah

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In Different Ways Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Nine to Five Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Wtf Collective Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Chatroulette Song Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Listening to My ***** Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Radio Friendly Song Jon lajoie  I Kill People
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