Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
[01:23.81][00:42.85]Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
[00:49.63]She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
[00:54.20]Lose an earring in her drink
[00:58.87]Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
[01:04.02]Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She don't mean nothin'
She's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she' ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
[02:42.91]Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off