The Humpty Dance

All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more see and on the floor B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid
I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Oh yeah that's the break y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Doin' the Humpty Hump
Doin' the Humpty Hump
Oh yeah come on and break it down
Once again the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever