The Humpty Dance

All right stop whatcha doin cause Im about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny but yo Im makin money see
So yo world I hope youre ready for me
Now gather round Im the new fool in town
And my sounds laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
Im steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty
Youre gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
Im spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
Im sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Ill eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl cmere are ya ticklish
Yeah I called ya fat look at me Im skinny
It never stopped me from gettin busy
Im a freak I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Im crazy allow me to amaze thee
They say Im ugly but it just dont faze me
Im still gettin in the girls pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what Im doin doin the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the HumptyHump
People say 'Yo Humpty youre really funny lookin'
Thats all right cause I get things cookin
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
But ya cant get near me
I give em more see and on the floor B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies Im really bein sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh-uh Im not ashamed
Big like a pickle Im still gettin paid
I get laid by the ladies ya know Im in charge
Both how Im livin and my nose is large
I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that dont mean nothin like looptid
I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it
Im the one who said just grab em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess its obvious I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now Im gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what Im doin doin the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Oh yeah thats the break yall
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Its real easy to do check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty
Thats all right cause my bodys in motion
Its supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance yall Humpty Humps my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin funkin jumpin jig around shakin ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off Im doin the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what Im doin doin the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin the hump
Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
Lets get stoopid
Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Doin the Humpty Hump
Doin the Humpty Hump
Oh yeah come on and break it down
Once again the Underground is in the house
Id like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin the Humpty Dance and to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever