Kitchen Sink Drama

good morning america, you're my favorite t. v. show
slow down now, i've a headache,
sometimes it's hard to think,

the phone rings how are you? oh! i'm not up to much
you don't say, oh really! it'll end.... end in tears
here i go again,
all i have is what i might have been
where's my long lost friends?
somewhere over the rainbow

when the dark clouds come,
the angel valium will call
to take me far away,
to a place where i don't have to feel

i'm happy as i hoover, it's one o'clock, time for lunch
marshmallows with coffee,
can't forget my slimfast drink,
the garden's depressing, i think i need a hair-do
a gin and a tonic, ah! that should do the trick
here i go again,
all i have is what i might have been
where's my long lost friends?
somewhere over the rainbow

when the dark clouds come,
the angel valium will call
to take me far away,
to a place where i don't have to feel

it's monday afternoon, the kids are off at school
sunset boulevard, the channel four matinee
sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea....
.... oh! the sweet smell of butane.... and humdrum.
.... gloria swanson.... from here to eternity....