Fake
i can't believe what my girlfriend did today
she screamed so loudly
and then she turned away
why did she cut me down to size
she left me wondering "can i do it right ?"
what am i gonna do now the game's up
can't get her off that's kinda right
she better not tell my mates today
so baby tell me now
do i need to measure ?
cos i'm feeling under pressure
i'm just hoping that the fear will go away
don't wanna be a fake
i woke up in a sweat felt in a disgrace
she looked so beautiful love on her face
feeling stupid all on my own
i put it down to experience
cos now i've grown
what am i gonna do now the game's up
can't get her off that's kinda rough
she better not tell my mates today
so baby tell me now
do i need to measure ?
cos i'm feeling under pressure
i'm just hoping that the fear will go away
don't wanna be a fake
don't wanna be a fake it's quite uncanny
cos my favourite film is "when harry met sally"
but now we're finished there's no way
that we're ever gonna be ok
don't wanna be a fake how low can i go ?
you might find me reading cosmo
but when i'm finished
you know that you're gotta wanna be with me
gotta wanna be with me
gotta wanna be with me
got a girl on my sofa yeah getting undressed
i gotta know can i deliver ?
cos i'm feeling stressed
what am i gonna do is my game up
i've got the goods is that enough
there's almost nothing left to say
so wish me luck not gonna run
the final countdown has begun
not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face
what am i gonna do now the game's up
can't get her off that's kinda rough
she better not tell my mates today
so baby tell me now
do i need to measure ?
cos i'm feeling under pressure
i'm just hoping that the fear will go away
don't wanna be a fake