Born to Be Blonde

I was born to be blonde, I was raised by my mom
She was made for the job, she's a saint like Laurent
I was born to be blonde, so I say what I want
I get paid when I want, I get laid when I want

I was born to be blonde, maybe all of us are
If you gave it a try, you would feel like a star
I was born to be blonde, and you were born to be too
You were born to be me, I was born to be you

I was born to be blonde, too shallow for you
I'm Axl Rose in '84, or in a throne we can too
Like Rodman on the court, hanging with Kim Jong Un
Better warn you I'm blonde, you never know what I'll do

Always havin' more fun, it's sad but it's true
I'm Chanel winter fall, you're Michael Kors at the mall
I'm Madonna with Pac, like we dance and that **** ******
I was born to be blonde, I'm a ******* icon

Scabs on my scalp, burning my roots
And when it's all over, god-damn, I'll look cute
Splittin' my ends, purple shampoo
Then I think I might be ready for you

I was born to be blonde, I was raised by my mom
She was made for the job, she's a saint like Laurent
I was born to be blonde, can't tell me I'm wrong
I was born to be blonde, I'm gettin' bored of this song

(Hey, ah!)
(I was born to be blonde)
(To be blonde)