The Gospel Truth

Oh～We are the muses...
哦～我们是缪斯
goddesses of the arts
艺术的女神
and proclaimers of heroes.
以及歌颂英雄的合唱团
Heroes like Hercules.
海格力斯这样的英雄
Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules."
亲爱的，你是说“帅哥力斯”
Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him--
哦～～我想那就要演奏一些超棒的音乐与之相配了
Our story actually begins...
如果我们的故事从头开始讲...
long before Hercules...
就早过海格力斯好多好多了
many eons ago.
很多年以前
Back when the world was new
当回到远古时期初
The planet Earth was down on its luck
地球相当不幸
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
到处都被称之为泰坦的野兽横冲直撞
It was a nasty place
那是一个肮脏的地方
There was a mess wherever ya stepped
不论你走到哪里都是一团糟
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
一片混乱和地震
and volcanoes never slept
火山从不休眠
And then along came Zeus
然后宙斯来了
He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped
他发出轰然一声 投掷了闪电
Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped
把那些家伙困在了地下，浸再炼狱里
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
他停止了混乱
And that's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
The guy was too " Type A " to just relax
这主创者用爱点亮了白天
And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby.
世间变得温暖，耶！宝贝
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
年轻的宙斯统领人间
Though, honey it may seem impossible
尽管，亲爱的这似乎是不可能的
That's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
On Mount Olympus life was neat
在奥林匹斯山上的生活很清静
And smooth as sweet vermouth
光滑的就像甜苦艾酒
Although, honey it may seem impossible
尽管，亲爱的这似乎是不可能的
That's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
Oh,yeah,yeah
哦～耶 耶
Ah, ah
啊，啊
Hey, hey, hey
嘿，嘿，嘿
If there's one god you don't want
如果这里有一个神是你不想见到的
to get steamed up, it's Hades.
怒火冲天的那个就是哈迪斯
'Cause he had an evil plan.
因为他有个邪恶的计划
He ran the underworld
他掌管着地下亡灵世界
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
但他认为亡灵是迟钝又粗野的
He was as mean as he was ruthless
他既卑鄙又无情
And that's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
He had a plan to shake things up
他有一个改变现状的计划
And that's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
Young Herc was mortal now
稚嫩的小海格现在是凡人了
But since he did not drink the last drop
但是万幸他没有喝完最后一滴
He still retained his godlike strength
他仍保持着那天生的神力
So thank his lucky stars
所以感谢他的幸运星
But Zeus and Hera wept
但是宙斯和赫拉心都碎了
Because their son could never come home
因为他们的儿子永远无法回家了
They'd have to watch their precious baby
他们只能看着他们珍贵的宝贝
Grow up from afar
从远方长大
Though Hades'horrid plan
即使哈迪斯的诡计
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
将未来的威胁扼杀在摇篮里
The boy grew stronger every day
小海格的力量还是日益强大
And that's the gospel truth
这就是福音真理
The gospel truth
福音真理