The Gospel Truth

Oh～We are the muses...
哦～我們是繆斯
goddesses of the arts
藝術的女神
and proclaimers of heroes.
以及歌頌英雄的合唱團
Heroes like Hercules.
海格力斯這樣的英雄
Honey, you mean ' Hunk-ules.'
親愛的，你是說“帥哥力斯”
Ooh, Id like to make some sweet music with him--
哦～～我想那就要演奏一些超棒的音樂與之相配了
Our story actually begins...
如果我們的故事從頭開始講.. .
long before Hercules...
就早過海格力斯好多好多了
many eons ago.
很多年以前
Back when the world was new
當回到遠古時期初
The planet Earth was down on its luck
地球相當不幸
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
到處都被稱之為泰坦的野獸橫衝直撞
It was a nasty place
那是一個骯髒的地方
There was a mess wherever ya stepped
不論你走到哪裡都是一團糟
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
一片混亂和地震
and volcanoes never slept
火山從不休眠
And then along came Zeus
然後宙斯來了
He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped
他發出轟然一聲投擲了閃電
Locked those suckers in a vault - Theyre trapped
把那些傢伙困在了地下，浸再煉獄裡
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
他停止了混亂
And thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
The guy was too ' Type A ' to just relax
這主創者用愛點亮了白天
And thats the worlds first dish - Yeah, baby.
世間變得溫暖，耶！寶貝
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
年輕的宙斯統領人間
Though, honey it may seem impossible
儘管，親愛的這似乎是不可能的
Thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
On Mount Olympus life was neat
在奧林匹斯山上的生活很清靜
And smooth as sweet vermouth
光滑的就像甜苦艾酒
Although, honey it may seem impossible
儘管，親愛的這似乎是不可能的
Thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
Oh,yeah,yeah
哦～耶耶
Ah, ah
啊，啊
Hey, hey, hey
嘿，嘿，嘿
If theres one god you dont want
如果這裡有一個神是你不想見到的
to get steamed up, its Hades.
怒火沖天的那個就是哈迪斯
Cause he had an evil plan.
因為他有個邪惡的計劃
He ran the underworld
他掌管著地下亡靈世界
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
但他認為亡靈是遲鈍又粗野的
He was as mean as he was ruthless
他既卑鄙又無情
And thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
He had a plan to shake things up
他有一個改變現狀的計劃
And thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
Young Herc was mortal now
稚嫩的小海格現在是凡人了
But since he did not drink the last drop
但是萬幸他沒有喝完最後一滴
He still retained his godlike strength
他仍保持著那天生的神力
So thank his lucky stars
所以感謝他的幸運星
But Zeus and Hera wept
但是宙斯和赫拉心都碎了
Because their son could never come home
因為他們的兒子永遠無法回家了
Theyd have to watch their precious baby
他們只能看著他們珍貴的寶貝
Grow up from afar
從遠方長大
Though Hadeshorrid plan
即使哈迪斯的詭計
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
將未來的威脅扼殺在搖籃裡
The boy grew stronger every day
小海格的力量還是日益強大
And thats the gospel truth
這就是福音真理
The gospel truth
福音真理