Dressed in Your Pyjamas in the Grand Salon
Strange and quite disorienting being here
Recently awakened from a dream
How the lights burn
Every crystal bright as a star
Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Looks to be bizarre in the extreme
Things could improve if the steward opens the bar
Oh it's a memory I'll want to keep
Now I would like to go
Back to sleep
Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon
Wondering if things are what they seem
Can you be sure do you ever
Know where you are
Mr. Astor please your life belt
Mr. Guggenheim please put it on now
Captain's orders
Ladies and gentlemen wear your life belts
Mrs widener if you would m'am
Mr. Thayer we must insist now
It's a mere formality
There is no cause for concern
We'll be on our way
A minor delay now
A simple precaution
A moment of rest
We'll be on our way
We hardly need stay now
In a moment or two she'll be right again
Traveling west
See here Mr. Etches I demand to know exactly what's happening
The latest word sir seems to be that she's damaged one of the wing propellers
And we could be delayed for an entire day sir
I don't like the way this sounds
Not a bit not a bit not a little bit
We spent eighteen hundred pounds
Not a bit not a bit not a little bit
This is not the sort of a voyage we paid for
I demand to know what the ship is delayed for
Right now
How could this ever have come to pass
Christ look who's here
It's the second class
Everything is gorgeous in the grand salon
Stunningly appointed for the cream
Thousands of bucks
Gets a trip deluxe without par
Dressed in your pyjamas/Mr. Astor
In the grand salon/please your life belt
Feels to be bizarre/Mr. Guggenheim
In the extreme/please put it on now
How the lights burn/It's a mere
Every crystal bright/formality
As a star/There is no cause for concern
We'll be on our way
A minor delay now
A simple precaution
A moment of rest
We'll be on our way
We hardly need stay now
Mr. Guggenheim please
Upstairs now
Wondering if things are what they seem
Mrs widener if you would m'am
Can you be sure do you ever
It's a mere formality
Know where you are
There is no cause for concern
We'll be on our way
A minor delay now
A simple precaution
A moment of rest
We'll be on our way
We hardly need stay now
In a moment or two she'll be right again
Any minute now
Any minute now
Any minute now
We'll be on our way
We'll be on our way
We'll be on our way
Our way
Our way