Congratulations (Acapella)

T-Series! (Yeah!)
T-Series！（耶！）
It's your big day! (Woo!)
今天是你大喜的日子！（喔！）
Incredible job!
干得漂亮！
I know we had our differences
我知道我们互相看不顺眼
But today, I just wanna tell you
但是今天，我只想告诉你
A congratulations, it's a celebration
祝贺你啊，恭喜你啊
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
我知道你早就等不及，整日狂欢（开始吧！）
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
祝贺你啊（喔！），恭喜你啊
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
我只想告诉你，你是最棒哒
A congratulations to your corporation
祝贺你啊，你们公司
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
看来要打败一个维京男孩，你们需要十亿亚洲粉丝
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
是的，你做得不错，最后变成了
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
一个手握宝莱坞歌曲的庞然大物
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
现在你是第一了，希望你没做过啥错事
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
比如靠着售卖盗版音乐黑手起家
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Oops！你以为我们没看见？不就写在维基百科上面
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
看来你已经适应被媒体挖黑历史的场面
I'm sure right now there's nothing
我相信现在的你再也不做
That you're doing that's illegal, yeah
任何违法勾当了，对吧
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
我很确定你没和***串通过
For legal reasons, that's a joke
严**明，这是个玩笑
For legal reasons, that's a joke
严**明，这是个玩笑
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
印度***，求求你们别杀我，这只是一个玩笑
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
印度啊，很抱歉这些梗，你们是最棒的哦
I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
我喜欢我的印度 Bros，从孟买一路到孟加拉国
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
我会为了你们与全世界为敌，我可是个狠角色
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
就要展开一场种族**，你们可以叫我希——
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
祝贺你啊，恭喜你啊（喔！）
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
我知道你早就等不及，整日狂欢（欧耶！）
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
祝贺你啊（喔！），恭喜你啊（耶！）
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
我只想告诉你，你是最棒哒
Congratulations (Uh)
祝贺~~~~（啊）
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
祝贺~~~~（你大喜的日子！喔！）
Congratulations
祝贺~~~~
Congratulations (Such a big day)
祝贺~~~~（大喜的日子！）
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
我收到一封邮件，hmm，写的什么呢？（Hmm）
T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
T-Series 写着“停止并终止”
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
他们不爽了，因为我让他们再“憋一憋”
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
让我来教教你，那根本算不上污蔑（Woo）
T-Series can eat a **** (Still not defamation)
T-Series 天天吃鸡吧（这不算污蔑）
Suck my ****ing Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
吃我维京大肉丸（还不是污蔑，好吃）
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
你知道印度人脑袋里都是粑粑吗？
That's a blatant racist lie
这明目张胆的种族言论
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
耶，依然不是污蔑！（Woo）
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
印度搞懂怎么操作 YouTube 了，还行吧
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
不如下次搞懂怎么改革种姓制度，怎么样？（Oof）
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
也许这些广告能解决你们的贫困问题
But looking at T-Series' past,
但看看 T-Series 的过去
I'm guessing not probablyBut never mind the poor people,
我猜不太行，但是别管那些穷鬼
We just here to party
我们来这里是聚会
Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
来这儿拿几瓶喝的，加入咱九岁**
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
别带酒精，因为我喝不来酒
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
但我们还会住在这里，就像****队
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
这里就是终点了，谢谢你们支持我的频道
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
那时我还是个无名小卒，对着木桶尖叫
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
没错，这就到头了，冒险画上了句号
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
这就是 Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg 统治的终了
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
不管任何风云变幻，你们始终在我身边
There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time
世界上再也没有人，愿意给我这么多观看时间
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
这么多年的疯狂，我依然能被喜爱
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
这是曾经的王者，最后的兄弟拳
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
祝贺你啊，恭喜你啊（喔）
Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin'
我知道你早就等不及（Skrra），整日狂欢
(Yeet, party all day, yeah)
（耶，整日狂欢，耶）
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
我知道你早就等不及（Woo！），整日狂欢（喔）
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
我只想告诉你，你是最棒哒
Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
祝贺~~~~（Oh, ooh hoo）
Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
祝贺~~~~（Skrattar du，你的大喜日子！）
Congratulations (I'm ****ing lit!)
祝贺~~~~（太 TM 嗨了！）
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
祝贺~~~~（大喜日子！）
Oh yeah, yeah
欧耶，耶
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
祝贺你们，T-Series！你们做到了！
Yatta desu ne
やったですね（做到了！）
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
希望米兔行动不会严重影响你们的底线