Drinkin' Town With A Football Problem

Hey yall hey yall hey hey yall
Barhoppers churchgoers
Marlboro light smokers
Blue collar red voters
Population 1009
Past years cheerleaders
Old men fill the bleachers
Skeptics true believers all
Gathered on a friday night

Singing to the stars and stripes
Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey yall singing hey yall hey hey yall

Barn burners nail biters
Shift workers firefighters
Prom queens outsiders
All living for the love of the game

We still tell the same old story
Relive former glory
Went to state in 94
We got a trophy in the school hallway

The kids pass it by each day
Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey hey

When we win we celebrate

And when we lose we commiserate

Win or lose we tie one on
Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey say hey hey yall

Hey hey yall